February 27, 2021

Deloitte

Here’s Your Open Thread for Deloitte Compensation Discussions (2016)

Just as soon as we put of up the EY compensation thread, tipsters out of Deloitte started crowing for theirs, including this one:

Report: Former Deloitte UK CEO Planning a New Big 4 Firm

Ever since Andersen went down for the dirt nap (and probably before that), observers of the accounting profession have worried about the shrinking number of large accounting firms. And sure, it's a concern, but the majority people can't be bothered with it until the Big 4 becomes the Big 3. The other side of this […]

The Accounting Firm Dress Code Revolution Rolls On

In this first half of 2016, accounting offices across the country have witnessed a bolt of denim throughout their halls. It's been quite an interesting fashion evolution for a profession that's been banally formal since, well, always. It's captivated everyone, including PwC's Tim Ryan who, knowing that he needed to set the proper example, asked […]

Confidential to a Certain Deloitte CEO: Millennials Don’t Need Any More Emails

After pay, what's most important to young job seekers? Deloitte's Millennial survey says… https://t.co/SW0ddPwjMw pic.twitter.com/JP4nzI8yrC — Deloitte (@Deloitte) January 22, 2016 [via @ChrisHooper87, Earlier]

Let’s Help Deloitte Global CEO Punit Renjen With His First Tweet

Because it's our job to pay attention to these things, we heard that Deloitte Global CEO and sayer of the ridiculous Punit Renjen had joined Twitter. And it's true, he's on there alright. Trouble is, as of 4:45ish ET this afternoon, he hasn't tweeted anything. Your inaugural ‎ tweet can be nerve-wracking, but it doesn't […]

Deloitte Dabbles in Orwellian Tracking Devices

A Deloitte office in Canada had volunteers wear a device that tracked their every movement and their every conversation. The gadget looks and works like what you would expect if an ID badge had sex with an iPhone. The maker of these devices, a company ironically named Humanyze, claims that their devices track more than […]

Deloitte’s Claim That It’s More Exclusive Than Harvard Is Pretty Stupid

Deloitte, the largest professional services firm in the world, likes itself a little too much. It’s like Mindy Kaling without the charm or clever sexual overtones. The firm hires thousands each year across the globe and harps about it. It gives back to the community and harps about it. And, most annoyingly, is a hard […]

Deloitte Rules Chicago

And it's not even close! Over at Crain's, Claire Bushey reports on the pecking order of the largest accounting firms in the Windy City: In 2014, New York-based accounting giant Deloitte stood head-and-shoulders above other Big Four firms in Chicago, raking in fees totaling more than $76.5 million from companies here. In the local market, […]

Post-Big 4 Board Seat Watch: Former Deloitte & Touche CEOs

Greg Weaver, D&T's very own version of Grover Cleveland, snagged a seat on Verizon's Board of Directors. Hopefully he didn't make too many commitments to public service that might stretch him thin like some people we know. [VZ]

Here’s Your Open Thread for Deloitte Compensation Discussions (2015)

It's been an interesting year at Deloitte.

They became the first accounting firm to elect a woman as CEO. They're trying to do away with performance rankings. And Deloitte Disneyland has made every one of us sick (envy for non-Green Dots; indigestion and wicked hangovers for the employees).

Deloitte Doesn’t Want You Wasting Billable Hours Searching for Adulterer Profiles

It was bound to happen at some point. I thought we'd be able to take the high road on this Ashley Madison data dump mess, but NOOOOOOO, here we are digging around in people's private lives. It is the internet, after all. Really all we have for you is an anonymous tipster who dropped us […]

Promontory Financial Shows PwC, Deloitte How Brinkmanship Is Done

Promontory Financial, after threatening to sue New York's Department of Financial Services, agreed to settle with the regulator over its actions in representing Standard Chartered Bank today. The firm will pay a $15 million fine and forgo consulting gigs with New York banks for six months. Contrast that with the deals PwC and Deloitte got: […]

Sometimes You Have to Grin and Bear Life at Deloitte

10:52 PM and going strong!! #CRAFT #DeloitteU pic.twitter.com/wstaRdsDNX — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) August 12, 2015 Interestingly, there are no signs of life…at Deloitte today. Earlier: Sometimes Life at Deloitte Involves Not Having a Life

Auditors to Get Auditier

Here's someting auditors might not like: more work! In an interview with the Journal of Accountancy, Deloitte & Touche CEO and jargon generator Joe Ucuzoglu suggested that stuff like press releases, presentations, non-GAAP metrics, anything that companies throw in front of investors to gawk at, really, could be fair game for auditors: “Those metrics are […]

Deloitte Survey: Auditors’ Use of Technology Does Not Impress

A Deloitte survey of financial executives, financial statement users and audit committee members found that an overwhelming majority — 84%, 70% and 76% respectively — of these people, "believe auditors should use advanced technologies more extensively in performing an audit." Apparently, 21st century auditing is still a few years off. [WSJ] Image: Gnangarra/WIkimedia Commons

Confirmed: An Audit Firm Will Resign From an Engagement If You Threaten Its Employees

Deloitte audited the Glasgow-based Rangers football club up until recently when the firm wrote a letter to shareholders detailing some disturbing news: 

Oh Look, Another Big 4 Audit Firm Settled with the SEC Over Independence Violations

The SEC has fined Deloitte over $1 million for violating auditor independence rules. The consulting side of the house had a thing going with a trustee, Andrew Boynton, of three funds the firm audited. Deloitte did self-report the violation in 2012, although at that point, the firm had been violation for five years. Sounds like […]

Punit Renjen Wants Deloitte to be the ‘Auditor’s Auditor’ Whatever That Means

In an interview, soon-to-be Deloitte Global CEO Punit Renjen said, "Our goal is not to be the biggest," which, obviously dude, you've got that in the bag so why state a goal that you've already achieved. Rather, he said he wants the firm "to be the undisputed leader in professional services," (aka THE BEST) and […]

Former Deloitte CEO Will Squeeze in Pfizer Board Meetings in Addition to All That Public Service

Former Deloitte CEO Joe Echevarria will join Pfizer's board of directors effective immediately, according to a company press release. That's a decent gig! The release also mentions that Joe E is on the board of Bank of New York Mellon. He landed that back in February and serves on the audit committee. Presumably, he'll serve […]

Bonus Watch: Deloitte Employees Ineligble for Bonuses

Everyone's a winner! At least that's the sense we get reading this message from Deloitte Advisory Chief Talent Officer Monica O'Reilly that a tipster dropped us earlier today: Your contributions helped make FY15 an exceptional year as we deepened our client relationships, distinguished our brand in the market, and positioned ourselves to be clearly differentiated. […]

Grant Thornton Poaches Someone From Deloitte and Issues a Press Release, Part I

Grant Thornton has put everyone on notice that they’ve snagged Deloitte National Managing Partner for U.S. Government Affairs & Public Policy Jim Brady. He will become GT’s Central Region Managing Partner effective August 1. Brady has had quite a career at Deloitte, serving in many similarly dynamic roles. Among them: National Audit Leader for Growth […]

Deloitte Employees Have an Excused Absence

Today, Deloitte extends its tradition of issuing a press release stating that their employees are volunteering without having to make up a story to get out of work. Your indulgence is appreciated. [Deloitte]

Let’s Welcome the Deloitte Summer Interns

It's New Year's Day in the Deloitte universe and new stars are being born: Alright folks, with all the interns we have starting this week across the country, what advice would you give them? — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) June 1, 2015 My only advice is that when you're waiting for a new story to […]

The Accounting Profession’s Lack of Diversity Is a Rodney Dangerfield Problem

If you’re like me, your eyes glaze over when firms start talking about “diversity initiatives.” Most of the time, they’re bullshit buzzword-filled discussions involving a white board and a “shout out your answers!” brainstorming session led by a white guy in a skinny tie who wouldn’t know diversity if it punched him in the windpipe. […]

Now That Auditing Is Joining The 21st Century, What Will It Be Like?

Recently the Washington Post interviewed new Deloitte & Touche CEO Joe Ucuzoglu about how he has always liked numbers and stuff. We don't necessarily recommend that you read it, as that's one of the services we provide around here — reading horrible interviews with Big 4 bigwigs — but there's one topic of discussion mentioned that the opiners […]

Deloitte Gonna Keep Trying Its Best

After a jury ruled in Deloitte’s favor in a lawsuit that could’ve cost them $850 million, the firm said it was “gratified” by the verdict and “committed to conducting audits of the highest quality.” Which is a relief in case you thought the world’s largest professional services firm had been winging it this whole time.  [WSJ]

At Least One Person Is Not Impressed with Deloitte’s New Performance Evaluations

As you know all too well, the performance evaluation process of most accounting firms is none too pleasant. Some might call it "frustrating," "awful," "hell," or "consistently the most humiliating aspect of my job," among other things.  Since Deloitte isn't intentionally trying to crush employees' feelings and professional ambitions, the firm recently announced that it was transforming […]

What’s Barry Salzberg Doing While We’re Not Looking?

Leaving the toilet seat up? Eating the last slice of pizza? Not cleaning up after his dog? Taking candy from a baby? Manspreading on the subway? Watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Chewing with his mouth open? Tipping 10%? Using Punit Renjen's HBO GO login to watch Game of Thrones? Rooting for the Red Sox?  […]

Deloitte Not Taking Any Chances That Someone Might Burn Their Disneyland to the Ground

Deloitte, proud owner of Texas's #1 all-you-can eat buffet, Deloitte University, knows that they need to take care their valuable facility. Therefore, it behooves the firm to show proper support for the local fire department: Deloitte University donated $10,000 to the Westlake Fire Department in March, adding to multiple gifts to local government services.   The […]

Deloitte University Is a Cruise Ship Without Swimsuits

This morning I linked to this Bloomberg piece on Deloitte University, aka DU, aka Deloitte Disneyland, aka Deloitte Delta Chi. If you read it, you can't help the FOMO. You will want to go there. One of the reviews on Yelp states, "I'd live there if I could." And of course you would. Deloitte University […]

Former Deloitte Employee Running in Florida’s Senate Race

Patrick Murphy represents Florida's 18th congressional district in the House of Representatives. Before defeating certified lunatic Allen West by 0.8% in the most expensive House race in history, he worked for his father's construction business and prior to that, he spent a year at Deloitte. A couple of days ago, Murph (I feel like that's […]

Deloitte’s New CEO Made Up Stories to Leave Work — Just Like Us!

One of the many services we provide around here is to read boring interviews with the leaders of the accounting profession. No need to thank us, it's part of the job. The majority of these Q&As are filled with platitudes and anecdotes that do little more than extend a narrative of how great the firm […]

Deloitte Is Trying to Reinvent Performance Evaluation

Performance evaluations have been awful for a long time. Forced ranking, the method that many large accounting firms employ, has successfully sucked numerous souls from the bodies of many talented accountants. People grumble, yet it goes on. And on. And on.  But now Deloitte, bless their hearts, has decided to take the issue of terrible […]

Oh Boy, Deloitte’s New Audit Chief Promises ‘Innovation’

Joe Ucuzoglu (Uch-uh-zog-loo?) will replace Cathy Engelbert as CEO of Deloitte & Touche, the firm's audit practice. An unremarkable announcement in and of itself, however, Joe U. does say something that is somewhat remarkable:  “Building upon Deloitte's legacy of exceptional service to the capital markets, we will lead the audit profession into the future. The use […]

Deloitte US Will Definitely Not Practice Law, You Guys

Soon-to-be official Deloitte U.S. CEO Cathy Engelbert is sure making the rounds on the interview circuit these days. This is a good thing, as it allows everyone to get to know her before she begins her term next month. In an interview with Forbes contributor David Parnell, Chatty Cathy makes it clear Deloitte U.S. will […]

Punit Renjen Is Deloitte’s Next Global CEO

Punit Renjen will be Deloitte's next global CEO, according to a statement released by the firm yesterday. He'll take the big chair on June 1, 2015, which is New Year's Day in the Deloitte Universe.  He replaces Dr. Phil doppelganger Barry Salzberg who is retiring to become full-time faculty member at Columbia Business School. The […]

Deloitte’s Next CEO Is a Woman, Let’s All Give Them a Cookie

As we learned this morning, Deloitte is going all in on diversity and inclusion with the appointment of Cathy Engelbert as incoming CEO, effective March 11. This is, as we know, the first female CEO of a Big 4 firm in U.S. Not only is Cathy (obviously) not a white guy, she's not even really […]

Deloitte Committed to Disrupting Status Quo, Says Deloitte Status Quo

If we were playing the business buzzword drinking game with the following Facebook post, we'd be wasted before the end of this sentence. Grab your shot glass and let's take a look. Post by Deloitte. It's incredibly refreshing to see the Deloitte status quo ready to battle against the status quo for the sake of […]

Deloitte Wasn’t About to Let PwC Announce a Partnership With Some Flashy Tech Company and Get Away With It

Today at Dell World, Dell and Deloitte announced a set of solutions focused on solving two specific technology challenges: helping companies better manage, scale and secure their IT infrastructure to enable effective customer experiences, and delivering improved patient outcomes in healthcare through better use of transformational technology and automation. The two industry leaders intend to […]

Deloitte, Please Stop Trying to Be the Walmart of Professional Services

Folks, we need to talk about something important this afternoon. We would like to talk about the professional services firm Deloitte and its big, bloated, dumb, directionless business strategy. Honestly, this is a firm that has spent the last few years trying to be everything to every business that needs any imaginable service that can […]

Guy Who Ran Off with $1.5 Million in Credit Suisse Money Was Once a Deloitte Spreadsheet Jockey

In case you avoid the financial news like I avoid Colin before I've had my morning coffee, let's get you nice and caught up on the hedge fund manager on the run after Credit Suisse "accidentally" sent him $1.5 million that wasn't his: In the board game Monopoly, when the bank makes an error in […]

Deloitte So Desperate to Populate Its LinkedIn Group They’ve Resorted to Bribery

I'm not sure why an accounting firm would even care how many members its LinkedIn group has, perhaps it's just another dick measuring contest among the Big 4. I would think they'd be more worried about avoiding lawsuits and staying off the PCAOB's ever-growing shit list but whatever. US National Relations has just pestered alumni […]

Deloitte’s Diversity Messaging Gets Deliciously Subliminal

Sometimes you just need a cookie break…#omnomnom pic.twitter.com/9lFX81KtO9 — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) October 8, 2014

Audit is a Cornerstone of Their Work, Says Big 4 Firm Kicking Ass in Consulting

Just saw this beauty pop up on the ole Twitter timeline:   Audit plays critical role in building trust in public + capital markets – is a cornerstone of Deloitte’s work http://t.co/ZGzzwc1BKn — Deloitte (@Deloitte) September 26, 2014 Funny you say that, guys, because when we looked at your big, pretty revenue announcement earlier this […]

Starry-Eyed Graduates in the UK Choose PwC As Britain’s Most Prestigious Employer

Another day, another ranking. Today's list comes courtesy The Times. For the sixteenth time, the Times has whipped up a list of the Top 100 Graduate Employers. By asking 18,336 graduates who left UK university in 2014"Which employer do you think offers the best opportunities for graduates?" the paper has awarded PwC with the top […]

This Embarrassing Deloitte Mockumentary is Surprisingly Accurate

How is it possible this video from Deloitte Belgium has been out in the wild for nearly 3 years and we are only just now seeing it? This thing has "needs to be made fun of by Going Concern" written all over it. Let's venture into the corporate jungle and meet Homo Deloittus. No really, […]

Unfounded Crackpot Theory of the Day: Did Joe Echevarria Want to Stick It To Deloitte?

We've clearly got an Above Top Secret member hanging around the tip box this afternoon: The real unanswered question regarding Echevarria at Deloitte – I can understand that he wanted to announce that he did not want to stand for re-election (possibly he heard from insiders that he wouldn't get re-elected) the real question that […]

SEC Names a New Chief Accountant, You’ll Never Guess Where He Worked Before

Did you like that lame Upworthy headline? Did it get you to click on this? Sorry about that, you're about to be disappointed. The Securities and Exchange Commission today announced it has named James Schnurr as its chief accountant.  Mr. Schnurr will begin his new post in October.  He will replace Paul A. Beswick, who […]

Ambitious Intern Totally Prepared to Make the Leap to Deloitte CEO Like Tomorrow

If you recall, we wondered out loud last week who might take up the esteemed chair that will soon be missing Joe Echevarria's ass. As we know, current CFO Frank Friedman will at least keep the chair warm until the formal election process is completed. Now, we have a self-nominated contender who has thrown his […]

Who Will Be the Next CEO of Deloitte?

Last Friday we learned that Deloitte CEO Joe Echevarria had decided to call it a career after 34 years at the Green Dot. The news came as a bit of surprise, especially since Joe is only 57 and would be able to serve another four years in the big chair without reaching Deloitte's mandatory retirement […]

Deloitte Compensation Discussions Redux

We sent out a little reminder about where to find the EY comp thread earlier this week and it seemed to help a lot of people find their way.  But judging by the activity, it seems some Green Dots could use some help finding their money talks/bs walks thread as well. Allow me to direct you Deloitte […]

Here’s Your Open Thread for Deloitte Compensation Discussions (2014)

The Life at Deloitte Twitter account didn't tweet about compensation discussions happening (although we do know she recently moved to the new Orlando consulting hub and she's a legal Florida citizen now), but the tip box delivers: Deloitte Tax national comp webcast was today.  On Aug 21 everyone will receive a statement online with raise […]

EY Is Not Against Using the Deloitte LinkedIn Group for Recruiting Purposes

It may not be specifically forbidden in the unspoken Big 4 playbook but I believe it is assumed that firms consider other firms' LinkedIn groups off limits when it comes to spamming for candidates. This guy at EY did not get the memo: Now, the video isn't just an informative short film on, say, ethics […]

Comp Watch ’14: Anticipatory Anxiety in Deloitte Advisory

Last year, it was someone in tax who wanted to get a jump on Deloitte comp talks, this year it's an eager beaver in advisory who would like the honor: Deloitte Advisory ratings will be approved.  We should be hearing of our rating (and possible promotions) any day this week).  Raise %'s wont be communicated […]

Deloitte Survey: Millennials Ready to Change the World But Still Need to Borrow a Few Bucks for Rent and Bills

According to a study by the ironically named Take Charge Institute at the University of Arizona, more than half of young "adults" age 23 – 26 rely on their family for financial support. Half! Of those, nearly half of them are employed full-time. No worries though, it's just that Millennials are taking an extended break […]

We Have No Words For “Deloitte In a Word”

You've done the impossible, Deloitte, you've rendered us speechless.  

Deloitte Seeks to Dismiss Headhunter’s Claims of Sexual Harassment and Employment Discrimination

Last month, we told you about a lawsuit filed in New York by the ex wife of Mets great Art Shamsky. Kim Valentini-Shamsky is a recruiter (headhunter in the lawsuit) who alleges a laundry list of misdeeds by Deloitte, all brought on because she wouldn't bang the Deloitte guy she was sending candidates to. Deloitte's […]

Noted Forced Ranking Enthusiast Deloitte Declares Forced Ranking Dead

The timing of this discussion is pretty good considering we have not one but two hot conversations happening in Open Items as we speak; one person was “forced to resign” from the Big 4 after just 6 months, while another person asks if anyone has been or knows anyone who has been coached out. You will see momentarily what this has to do with forced rankings but for now, let’s pull an old article out of the archive from Francine McKenna:

Bro Leaving Deloitte For KPMG; Fellow Bros’ Reactions Mixed

When the time comes to leave your firm for industry or — gasp! — another firm, you could write some lame farewell email or you could have your bros write a touching farewell on Medium. Apparently, this is the new cool thing. Fans across the greater Washington, D.C. area reacted with disappointment and some harsh […]

Deloitte Kicks off PCAOB Inspection Season with a Respectable Failure Rate* (by Deloitte Standards)

Oh lookie here, PCAOB inspection reports are out today. We shall gloss over Mantyla McReynolds, LLC and CF & Co., L.L.P, going straight to what we want. Deloitte is first out of the gate for the 2013 inspection season, perhaps due to the fact that 52 audits were inspected and only a measly 15 deemed […]

Ex-Deloitte Chief Risk Officer Learns Not to Gamble with Independence the Hard Way

As everyone who is anyone knows, it's important to maintain independence in both fact and appearance. James T. Adams — once Chief Risk Officer at Deloitte's San Francisco office — was reminded of that part of CPA Ethics 101 today when the Securities and Exchange Commission charged him for causing violations of the auditor independence […]

Deloitte CEO Prefers Traditional Photo Op Over Selfie

As we've established, Deloitte CEO Joe Echevarria was setting trends in the realm of cool long ago. It's probably not surprising then that when a photo opportunity is presented to him, he prefers someone else hold the camera:  A standing ovation! And here we are with Joe E. In our midst. #EllenGabriel Fellows pic.twitter.com/bCmCoqIQs0 — […]

Deloitte Is Having Its Own Cesar Chavez Moment In San Francisco

As shared by our friends at Sqrl: "Received this today from a friend in SF. Everybody who was asked to join the D&T class action lawsuit say heeeeey!"

Ex-Wife of Art Shamsky Back in Court to Sue Deloitte for Sexual Harassment

A lawsuit was quietly filed in New York on Tuesday, naming Deloitte and Big D Talent Director Louis Bastone as defendants. The charge? Sexual harassment. Well, sexual harassment and severe work-related cockblocking.

Does Your Future of Work Include Wearing Wearables?

Perhaps you've heard the story of a troll young lady who calls herself a social media consultant caught between a punk and a hard place at a San Francisco bar with Google Glass on her face. Perhaps you read Jody Padar's story on Glass and accounting firms. Now we have a piece published on Deloitte's […]

Communicating Purpose Key to Higher Employee Engagement, Says Ironic Deloitte Study

Let's discuss: Every company, at some level, has a purpose. How well you are able to communicate yours internally could have a major effect on your employees' engagement levels. That's one of the more striking findings from a new survey from Deloitte. To put it in terms of numbers, 73 percent of employees who say […]

Here’s How This Deloitte Consultant Gets Away With Working 3 Days a Week

Step 1: Get job at DeloitteStep 2: Have babyStep 3: ????Step 4: PROFIT!!! Andrea Garry has been with Deloitte for six years. She has a 3 year old and currently works 30 hours a week Monday through Wednesday. How does she do it? EASY: When I first started my career at Deloitte, someone said to […]

Deloitte Declares Weekends Are Not For Working, Unless You Are Working

All bets are off if you are actually working on the weekend but if you’re sitting at home binge-watching Netflix and trying to recall the names of those tiny humans who call you Mommy or Daddy, Deloitte wants you to put down the “PDA” and focus on the “life” in your “work-life” balance.

Deloitte Exec Gets Six-Week Vacation Thanks to Wife’s Heavy Foot, Russian Frivolity

I don't know about you all, but I'm enjoying all this tension with Russia. I like my Russia loud, loaded and resentful of America. Bring on Cold War 2.0, I say!  Of course there are drawbacks to strained relations with the Russkies. Like deportations! Jason Corcoran and Henry Meyer of Bloomberg report that 1,000+ executives from […]

Tweeting a Lot About Audit Stuff Can Get You a Job at Deloitte

Ed. note: in case you are too lazy to click over and/or incapable of using professional skepticism, it's the Onion, guys. Are you desperate to land a Big 4 gig? You should probably start hashtagging your financial analysis: NEW YORK—Citing his rapidly growing social media presence and prolific, insightful takes on generally accepted accounting practices, […]

Deloitte Client and Trading Firm Wants to Go Public, Admits To Being Awful at Accounting

Anyone who has ever struggled through Intermediate or scored two consecutive 74s on FAR can tell you accounting is hard, man. But when you're in the financial business and hoping to go public, there is a minimum expectation that you at least have some idea what you're doing before you invite the auditors over to […]

This Deloitte Employee Doesn’t Want to Hear About How Much Your Landlord Sucks

I'm sure we've all dealt with our fair share of terrible landlords — mine, for example, don't even salt our sidewalk in winter and seem determined to put the loudest, most obnoxious idiots possible in the unit next to me — but this Deloitte consultant pretty much wins in the worst landlord department. What would […]

Going Concern Presents: The Many Faces of Barry Salzberg

When it comes to Big 4 hotshots, we try not to play favorites (although my inappropriate sexual dreams about Big 4 hotshots definitely play favorites, my favorite being BoMo because BoMo HELLO) but the other day, I was Google Image searching for a good picture of Barry Salzberg when I realized the guy makes some […]

The SEC and Deloitte Are Cool on That Whole Longtop Thing Now, Guys

In the ongoing battle to get their paws on Chinese workpapers, one battle seems to be won… er, solved? I don't know what you'd call this, exactly, but as long as the SEC has the "substantial volume of documents" it has been asking for all this time, then I guess everything is cool (for now): […]

Don’t Worry Everyone, Deloitte Totally Has This Future of Audits Thing Down

Exhibit A: Deloitte works w/ global regulators to shape policy and standards to help develop audit of the future #GR2013 http://t.co/3oZLBxB7kc — Deloitte (@Deloitte) January 6, 2014   This is courtesy the Big 4 firm that brought you Parmalat, Bear Stearns, MG Rover, Taylor, Bean & Whitaker… you get the point. But hey, shit happens […]

Deloitte Dropout and Self-Professed Hippie Has Created a Tool To Track Your Entire Pointless Life

A recovering Green Dotter who didn't fit in with Big 4 culture for reasons which shall become evident momentarily has created a tool that basically allows you to be your very own personal NSA: A decade ago, [Joe] Zacyck was working for Deloitte and felt out of place. A self-described “hippie” who “made my own […]

There’s a Hidden Deloitte Auditor in the Airport Cell Phone Crasher Video Making the Rounds

A tipster alerted us to the fact that there is a Deloitte auditor hiding in the "Cell Phone Crashing at the Airport" video that you've probably seen shared on your Facebook newsfeed no less than, what, 50 times today? See if you can spot her. Inevitably, one of you is going to be like "OMG!!1!!! […]

One Deloitte Office Wants Staff To Have a Restful Holiday With Friends, Family, and the Client

We're feeling a strong sense of bitterness coming from the tip box today: I'm an audit senior at Deloitte & Touche and wanted to send along this lovely E-mail every Audit staff member [in my office] received this afternoon.  Note that almost everyone has 10-20 learnings due Jan 4th that we were told to book […]

Deloitte Associate Exercises Powers of Persuasion; Scores Firm-Subsidized Xbox One

Apparently, an audit assistant at Deloitte has figured out a way for the firm to reimburse at least part of the cost of a new Xbox One under the guise of using it for fitness purposes. Let's watch him work his magic, starting with the first email he sent regarding the firm's subsidy program: From: […]

“How” Does This Deloitte Consulting Graphic Make You Feel?

Don't hold back. I'm pretty sure I made better gradient circles in CorelDRAW 6 when I was working at a sign shop in high school but that's just me.

Let’s All Buzz About Deloitte’s Fabled Green Carpet At Once

Wait, what? Lots of buzz about the fabled green carpet at our opening plenary — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) November 4, 2013 We can assume they are rolling out the green carpet in Orlando for a new senior manager training based on earlier tweets but who the hell knows based on this cryptic nonsense. More […]

Is Deloitte Ripping Off Poor Countries in Africa With This “Tax Strategy”?

There is a single guy going off about this Observer piece on Deloitte's Facebook page, and that's between all the randos cussing the D out for unleashing janky software on certain states' unemployed. It's not a good time for Deloitte, that's for sure: A global consultancy giant has been accused of advising big business, including […]

Let’s Discuss This Sentence From the Out & Equal Summit

This is happening right now in Minneapolis and of course the best we can do is get caught up through the Life at Deloitte Twitter account: "In order to retain top talent, an organization must create an environment where everyone can be themselves" @christie_smith2 #oesummit2013 — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) October 30, 2013 The quote […]

The PCAOB’s Disciplinary Action Against Deloitte Is the Latest Embarrassment for the Auditing Profession

Late yesterday we learned about the latest wrist slap coming from the PCAOB for an audit firm. Deloitte was fined $2 million for allowing a suspended partner, Christopher Anderson, "to become an 'associated person' of Deloitte during the period of the suspension."  I could go on but it's quite simple: there's nothing to like about this […]

Deloitte Fined $2M for Allowing Suspended Audit Partner to Keep on Auditing

Accounting giant Deloitte & Touche will pay a $2 million penalty to settle civil charges that it allowed a suspended auditor to continue working in the firm's public company audit practice, the U.S. audit watchdog said Tuesday. The Public Company Accounting Oversight Board, the body that polices auditors, said the fine matches a record penalty imposed […]

Accounting Student Whose Awkward Email Made the Rounds at Big 4 Firms Makes Fitting Retaliatory Video

Though it is never our intention, there have been a few times when news published on Going Concern has a life-shattering effect for some people. You know, like that weirdo who was filming coworkers in the bathroom stall next to him and young people stressing about retirement. Heck, even I suffer consequences from being associated […]

Life at Deloitte Means Not Getting Salty Over Lost Opportunities

The moment you realize you're too late… #DeloitteUProblems pic.twitter.com/yrfv1t8b3M — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) October 8, 2013

Deloitte Satisfied with Size of Check It’ll Cut to Settle Taylor Bean & Whitaker Lawsuit

The Green Dot blinks: Breaking: Attorney Steven Thomas says lawsuit by Taylor Bean & Whitaker bk trustee vs Deloitte settled "mutual satisfaction of parties". — Francine McKenna (@retheauditors) October 3, 2013 I've confirmed Francine's account with Mr. Thomas. Deloitte has not responded to our email requesting for comment. I spoke to Steven Thomas a few […]

Deloitte Is the Biggest Accounting Firm in the World Again (No Thanks to Its Audit Business)

If you recall, Chez Salzberg put up a good number, $32.4 billion in global revenues to be precise. PwC, as we mentioned this morning, came in at $32.1 billion so yes, that puts Deloitte on top of the Big 4 heap again after it's one-year wonder back in FY10.  In such a tight race, every […]

Deloitte Study: Accountants Don’t Have Fire in Their Bellies

Our AWEB colleague Jason Bramwell has the earth shattering results of Deloitte's Unlocking the Passion of the Explorer: In fall 2012, the Deloitte Center for the Edge surveyed approximately 3,000 full-time US workers who work more than thirty hours per week from fifteen industries and across various job levels for its Unlocking the Passion of the Explorer […]

Life at Deloitte Can Result in the Occasional Occupational Hazard

Smoking in the stairwell, again? Yup, been out of the office too long…locked in the stairs bc I forgot my badge on my desk #helpme — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) September 18, 2013

Ex-Deloitte Partner Learns That Procrastination Has Its Consequences

All humans procrastinate from time to time. Whether it's putting off washing the car or feeding the kids, we simply can't get to everything. I mean, who can? As indentured servants to the capital markets, you are all too familiar with this dilemma. The to-do list grows long quite quickly and it's difficult to prioritize. […]

ICYMI: Deloitte’s ‘Uncovering’ Study Uncovered More Than Bros Not Being Bros

Apparently the Life at Deloitte Twitter account has been busy tweeting other people's links to the Deloitte study we wrote about earlier this week, but of course no Going Concern love. We're going to assume this is due to our unruly comment section and not at all a reflection on our journalistic integrity or total […]

Deloitte Study: Lots of Straight White Guys Trying Not To Be Such Straight White Guys at Work

Diversity, as you all know, is critical to the success of any major company's efforts to appear as though they care about something other than making money. You might hear something like, "We celebrate diversity at our firm because it's the right thing to do, yada yada yada, but it's also good for business." Okay, […]

This Intern Captured “Your Future at Deloitte” Better Than Anyone

Apparently the Deloitte Luxembourg summer interns had a "tie photo contest" (yes, as in neckties) and of all the entries, we have to say this young lady NAILED IT. Unfortunately, she did not win but please, Deloitte, give this person an offer now. Clearly she is well-prepared for a life in public accounting.

Here’s Your Open Thread for Deloitte Compensation Discussions (2013)

Back in late June, someone in Deloitte Tax was feeling optimistic enough about this compensation to share their thoughts with us. Now it's mid-August and someone's anxiety has gotten the best of them:

Deloitte UK Boss Not Sure What You Were Expecting From That RBS Audit

Deloitte UK CEO David Sproul has been all over the British press for his remarks that politicians are hurting the country's economy by "trying to force companies to pay their fair share of tax." While it's true that politicians have an uncanny knack for getting in the way of all kinds of things, it's also […]

Deloitte University Opens an Austin Campus (or Something)

Your new Master of Science in Business Analytics degree is proudly brought to you by Deloitte: Deloitte has been announced as a founding sponsor for the new Master of Science (MS) in Business Analytics program at the McCombs School of Business at The University of Texas (UT) at Austin. Along with other corporate sponsors, Deloitte […]

Deloitte’s Ability to Recruit Talent Not Affected By New York Ban Because, You Know, These Things Happen

Deloitte plans to hire about a gajillion people this year. If you don't believe me, just ask them! Even if the humblebragging gets a little old, jobs = good, so we (the royal kind) should all be grateful that the likes of Deloitte, EY, et al. are trying to solve the unemployment problem all by themselves. […]

The Guy Tweeting From Life at Deloitte This Week Might Need a Cold, Post-Workout Kool Aid

As most of you already know, the Life at Deloitte Twitter account is a great source of G-rated PR fluff allegedly written by real Green Dotters. And this week's winner is Steve Nading, a tax senior in Chicago. Now, unless he's traveling in California for the week – doubtful, since he tweeted "Good morning from […]