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November 30, 2022

[NSFW] This One Guy Made a Spreadsheet of His Sexual Encounters

Normally something like this would be too racy even for us but we might as well throw caution to the wind and post it anyway because it's also a roundabout way to bring awareness to HIV/AIDS research and prevention which is a cause I support.

I have warned you once and I will warn you again, the spreadsheet itself — titled tricks.xls, just btw — is highly NSFW as is the discussion at this link, I suppose, since it mentions words we all know ending in -al that might offend some of you pearl-clutchers. OK, let's be real, the article itself is called "Promiscuous Gay Nerd: What Makes Sex Good?" so of course it's going to go there. Oh, and he's gay so, you know, that might offend you too.

Though this is really pushing it, it's included here because the actual point is this guy made a detailed spreadsheet of sexual conquests. Come on. The best most of you can do is make one that tells you where to order lunch.

I'm not sure what is more compelling here, the endless power of Excel or this guy's sexual urges. No matter.

TOP THIS ONE, FOLKS.

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