NASBA Is Hyping People Up For Something New But Won’t Say What

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WHAT COULD IT BE?? IF ONLY I WERE FLUENT IN EMOJI!

It’s an app, obviously (I lied, I speak emoji). Something they should have had at least ten years ago. In their defense they spent much of the 2010s focused on putting Excel into testing, a feat The Powers That Be finally managed to pull off in 2018.

There is a NASBA mobile app landing page on their site that pops up if you Google “NASBA app” but it spits back a 404 Not Found if you click on it:

Not seeing anything in the Play Store either. Guess we’ll have to wait anxiously for a big announcement (and subsequent disappointment).