October 29, 2020

KPMG Breaks Ground on “Don’t Mishandle Leaked Info, Or Else” Training Center

I’m sure future visitors to KPMG’s now-under-construction training center will learn things aside from the fact that not turning over leaked PCAOB info in a timely manner is a bad career move, but it is an old lesson that recently became important again.

Anyway, here’s your Twitter photo op:

I’m sorry, but where the hell are their hard hats? No groundbreaking photo-op is complete without a bunch of suits patronizing labor by awkwardly donning hard hats.

KPMG’s version of Kamp Kikakee is scheduled to open in 2019. Get your cafeteria requests in ASAP.

Earlier:
KPMG Planning a Training Center That Will Surpass Deloitte University in Ridiculousness

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