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Kids Don’t Say They Want to Grow Up to Be CPAs Because Kids are Dumb

This Way to CPA has stooped to a new low, insulting children. Sure the little snot-nosed brats aren't very smart but do we really need to say that out loud?

We all know the youth of America is pretty doomed as is but I'm fairly sure little kids saying they want to be CPAs when they grow up is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

"And I saw another mighty intern come down from heaven, clothed with a wrinkled blue shirt: and a smart haircut was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of loafers: And he had in his hand a Financial Accounting book open: and he set his right foot upon the sea, and his left foot on the earth, And cried with a loud voice, as when a lion roareth: and when he had cried, seven audit committee members uttered their voices. And when the seven audit committee members had uttered their voices, I was about to write: and I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Seal up those things which the seven audit committee members uttered, and audit them not."

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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