“Could you buy me a cup of coffee? Inmates aren’t allowed to touch money or approach the machines. They could put me in solitary for a week.”
~ The former Enron CEO is adjusting to his 24 year vacation.
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Quote of the Day | 01.27.10
“You give lame excuses then, and you’re giving lame excuses now.”
~ Representative John L. Mica, Republican of Florida to Tim Geithner on his role in the bailout of AIG.
As to Whether Allen Stanford Knew His CDs Were Worthless
“I think it’s obviously obvious.”
~ Forensic accountant Mark Berenblut, responding in the affirmative that R. Allen Stanford knew he was “misrepresent[ing] the liquidity and soundness of the CDs.”
Maybe Asking Tax Preparers to Post Grades in Their Windows Would Work?
“Taxpayers need to be able to distinguish between the professional capabilities and education of the different groups of tax preparers.”
~ Patricia Thompson, vice chair of the AICPA’s Tax Executive Committee