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Hewlett-Packard Says Breakup Will Cost Billions, but Sees Savings Too [WSJ]
#fridaynightdump update: 87 8Ks filed since 4 pm today. That’s an unusually large dump. Coincidence that it’s also a holiday weekend?
— footnoted (@footnoted) May 22, 2015
Let's Take A Look At Andrew McCutchen's Pay Stub [Deadspin]
Zappos is offering to pay even more employees to leave [Quartz]
The Inside Story of How the iPhone Crippled BlackBerry [WSJ]
No Better Way To Celebrate Passing The CPA Than Getting An Enormous Tattoo On Your Arm [Barstool Sports via r/accounting]