We know a lot of things about Ronald Reagan soldier boy Grover Norquist. He doesn't care for colorful language. He's one of those bluetooth guys. He's willing to sacrifice all our grandmothers for the sake of keeping marginal tax rates low. But what about the real Grover you ask? You know, the guy who haunts the dreams of congressional Democrats (and dodgy Republicans) but also spends the occasional weekend with Muppets (i.e. not Goldman Sachs clients).
You probably won't be surprised to learn that the facial hair does not keep on its own and demands strict attention. But for anyone looking to expand their repertoire for entertaining guests, GGN has some tips on juggling, which is always a crowd pleaser.
You better believe the state of Maine is at the top of Grover's hit list.
[via FamousDC]
Okay my friends, this is a serious problem in our country that needs addressed. The vast shortage of competent, professional, tax advisors and accountants for escort service businesses, brothels, and your run-of-the-mill houses of ill repute can go on no longer. If not for the business opportunity, then for the good of your fellow Americans and maybe your state’s dire fiscal situation.