Ex-PwC CEO Outdoes the Tax Scandal With a Dick Pic Scandal

Posted on by Adrienne Gonzalez
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PwC Australia is in the news again for yet another scandal though this time there won’t be any regulators up their asses about it because the scandalee is their former CEO Luke Sayers. Sayers was CEO when tax partner Peter Collins was sharing confidential government information with other partners for the purposes of client tax-dodging however he had left the position by the time Australian Financial Review ruthlessly began to put a spotlight on the happenings in 2023.

This April 2024 Financial Review headline aged better than anyone could have imagined

Last Wednesday, a tasteful picture of a man’s torso, thighs, and cock somehow made its way onto Sayers’ Twitter account (@lukesayers has since been deleted) with a @ to a female executive at health insurer Bupa, sponsors of the Carlton Football Club of which Sayers is president and longtime board member. The picture was quickly deleted and Sayers tweeted “Sorry – my account has been hacked – please ignore all posts” 13 minutes after the dick appeared.

Source. It was kind of whoever blacked out this image to do way more blacking out than they needed to.

Sayers told the Herald Sun the rogue dick on his timeline was “outrageous” and that he “will leave no stone unturned finding out who did this to me and my family.” Speaking of family, he was with his wife and kids in Italy when this happened.

“When he was alerted that his social media had been hacked, he immediately disabled all of his accounts and engaged legal counsel,” a representative of Sayers’ told ABC (Aussie ABC, not ours). “Mr Sayers acknowledges the distress of everyone impacted by this shocking incident. Mr Sayers and the club have been engaging with the [Australian Football League] Integrity Unit, and he will continue to deal with this issue without further public comment.”

7News Australia sports reporter Mitch Cleary shared this statement from the football club:

To our knowledge, this is the first time a CEO of a Big 4 firm has been caught in a public dick pic situation.

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[h/t TaxProf and The Summa – neither of whom would ever do such a thing]

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