…the greatest thing to happen in our little corner of the Internet all day, really.
In any other subreddit, this guy would have gotten hammered for the miscategorization. In /r/accounting, the crew rallies together to give the poor guy some advice that only accountants can give.
Try one of these pickup lines:
10."You've got a lovely pair of W-2's."
9."Please, baby, let me withhold you."
8."Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift."
7."In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.' "
6."If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?"
5."You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income…now let's do it."
4."Let's fill out a 1040 — you're a 10, and I'm 40."
3."You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother – which is good, since I still live with her."
2."Lady, you make my pants file for an extension."
I love you, /r/accounting. Don't ever change.